Must Love Kids: Primarch Edition

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Must Love Kids: Primarch Edition

CAST:

  • The Primarchs:

    • Rogal Dorn, Sanguinius, Angron, Lorgar, Fulgrim, and Vulkan. Each Primarch brings their unique and larger-than-life personality into this family-centered dating show.

  • The Women:

    • Emma: A warm-hearted, grounded, single mother of two young kids (ages 6 and 8). She works as a nurse and values stability, family, and kindness.

    • Sophia: An ambitious, driven single mother of a precocious 10-year-old girl. She’s a marketing executive balancing a high-paced career with raising her child.

    • Drukhari Single Mother, Khaedra: A cunning and charismatic mother from the Drukhari (Dark Eldar). Her child, a mischievous, unnervingly quiet boy of 7, seems to have inherited her lethal charm and penchant for manipulation.

EPISODE 1: INTRODUCTIONS

INT. MUST LOVE KIDS VILLA – DAY

The show opens with a sweeping shot of a luxury villa in a picturesque setting. The host welcomes the audience and introduces the premise: six eligible Primarchs will date three very different women—but there’s a twist. Each woman comes with kids, and the men will have to win over both mother and child if they hope to find love.

The Primarchs arrive first, each making a grand entrance, unaware of the details about the women.

  • Rogal Dorn enters with his usual stoicism and quiet confidence.

  • Sanguinius arrives with warmth and grace, his angelic presence immediately setting a serene mood.

  • Angron storms in, looking somewhat bewildered by the environment.

  • Lorgar walks in contemplatively, already thinking about how to approach the situation philosophically.

  • Fulgrim struts in with elegance and flair, already envisioning the perfect romance.

  • Vulkan, smiling warmly, is eager to meet these potential partners, hopeful about the possibility of fatherhood.

Next, the three women arrive with their children. The Primarchs are taken aback—realizing this isn’t just a dating competition, but a test of patience, empathy, and family values.

Emma steps in first, with her two cheerful kids, who immediately run around the villa.

Sophia follows, holding hands with her 10-year-old daughter, who looks around the villa with curious but skeptical eyes.

Finally, Khaedra, the Drukhari single mother, walks in, her demeanor cold but seductive, with her young son trailing behind her, unnervingly silent. The Primarchs share wary glances—this will be no ordinary dating show.

EPISODE 2: MEET THE KIDS

The Primarchs begin to interact with the women and their children. It’s immediately clear that the kids will play a significant role in determining which relationships blossom and which fizzle out.

  • Sanguinius instantly bonds with Emma’s kids, who are captivated by his golden wings and gentle demeanor. They laugh and chase each other around the villa, with Sanguinius showing a natural paternal instinct.

EMMA
(laughing)
You’re a natural! They already adore you.

SANGUINIUS
(smiling)
Children deserve love and guidance. It’s a joy to be around them.

  • Rogal Dorn, on the other hand, struggles to adapt to the more chaotic energy of kids, trying to organize a game of building blocks that quickly descends into playful anarchy.

DORN
(seriously)
The foundation of any structure is key. We must—no, don’t throw the blocks! That… wasn’t part of the plan.

  • Angron finds himself overwhelmed by Sophia’s daughter, who, with her precocious wit, challenges Angron’s every word. He’s visibly frustrated but also strangely intrigued by the challenge.

SOPHIA’S DAUGHTER
(mockingly)
Are you always this grumpy, or do you save it for special occasions?

ANGRON
(gritting his teeth)
I’m not grumpy—I just don’t like games… much.

  • Khaedra’s son is a different story. His unsettling calm and predatory gaze make all the Primarchs uneasy. Lorgar, ever the philosophical one, tries to talk to him but finds himself unsettled by the child’s eerie silence.

KHAEDRA
(smiling darkly)
He’s not like most children. But don’t worry—he won’t bite… unless I tell him to.

EPISODE 4: THE FAMILY DATE

Each of the Primarchs takes one of the women and her children out for a “family date” to see how they handle real-life situations.

  • Fulgrim takes Emma and her kids to an art gallery, thinking it’s the perfect sophisticated date. While Emma enjoys the art, her kids are bored and restless. Fulgrim, ever the showman, tries to entertain them by dramatically reenacting the scenes in the paintings, but it’s clear he’s more focused on impressing Emma than connecting with the kids.

FULGRIM
(grinning)
And this, my dear, is the moment of triumph! Feel the passion, the glory!

EMMA
(politely)
It’s beautiful, Fulgrim… but I think they’re more interested in ice cream than art right now.

  • Sanguinius and Sophia head to the beach with her daughter. Sanguinius easily bonds with both, using his wings to fly over the ocean and entertain Sophia’s daughter. Sophia watches from the shore, clearly impressed by his gentle, fatherly nature.

SANGUINIUS
(laughing as he flies)
Do you see the horizon? That’s where all possibilities lie.

SOPHIA
(smiling softly)
You’re too perfect, you know that?

  • Vulkan takes Khaedra and her son to a wildlife sanctuary. Vulkan’s love for all creatures contrasts with Khaedra’s dark, twisted nature, but he patiently teaches her son about the animals. Her son, surprisingly, seems to take an interest in the predatory beasts.

VULKAN
(softly)
Even the most fearsome creatures have a place in this world. They need care, just like us.

KHAEDRA
(raising an eyebrow)
You have a kind heart, Vulkan. That could be your undoing.

EPISODE 6: DRAMA & DECISIONS

As the relationships develop, the women begin to reflect on who might be the best fit for them—and their children.

  • Emma feels torn between Sanguinius and Vulkan. Sanguinius is perfect in every way, but his near-perfection feels distant and unattainable at times, while Vulkan’s warmth and patience seem more grounded.

EMMA
(conflicted)
Sanguinius is… amazing, but Vulkan, he just feels more real, you know? I need someone who can truly be there, day in and day out.

  • Sophia begins to feel a deeper connection with Rogal Dorn, whose stability and seriousness start to appeal to her. She appreciates that he’s thinking long-term and isn’t just in it for the thrill.

SOPHIA
(to camera)
Dorn is like a rock. He’s not flashy, but he’s dependable, and I think that’s what I need.

  • Khaedra, on the other hand, seems to be playing her own game, enjoying the attention of multiple Primarchs. She particularly toys with Lorgar and Fulgrim, playing on their weaknesses.

KHAEDRA
(smiling wickedly)
They think they can handle me, but none of them know what it truly means to love a Drukhari.

EPISODE 8: FINAL DECISIONS

As the season reaches its climax, each woman must make a final decision about who she will choose to potentially start a family with.

  • Emma ultimately chooses Vulkan, appreciating his nurturing, grounded nature and his ability to connect with her kids in a way that feels genuine and lasting.

EMMA
(smiling)
Vulkan, you’ve shown me that love doesn’t need to be perfect—it just needs to be real.

VULKAN
(grinning)
I’ll protect and cherish you and your family, Emma. That’s my promise.

  • Sophia surprises everyone by choosing Rogal Dorn, drawn to his stability and reliability. She feels he’s the right partner to help her navigate the challenges of single motherhood and balance her career.

SOPHIA
(serious)
Dorn, you’re the kind of man who builds things that last. And that’s what I need—for me and my daughter.

ROGAL DORN
(nodding)
I will never let you down, Sophia. That’s my oath.

  • Khaedra, in a dramatic twist, decides to leave the show without choosing any Primarch, claiming that none of them could truly understand her or her son.

KHAEDRA
(smirking)
Love? It’s just another game. I don’t need a man to raise my child. We’ll find our own path… in the shadows.

She exits the villa, leaving the Primarchs stunned, but perhaps relieved.

FINAL MONTAGE

As the season concludes,

the camera captures Vulkan and Emma playing with her kids, while Sophia and Rogal Dorn share a quiet moment, discussing the future.

The host ends the season with a reflective note about love, family, and the unexpected ways people find connections—even among the stars.

END OF SEASON

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